Cat's Rules
- Nap whenever and wherever you please.
- Human food is off-limits (unless approved by the cat).
- If Iām on your lap, you stay put until I decide otherwise.
- The bathroom door must always allow feline access.
- Boxes, bags, and small containers are prime real estate. Explore them all.
- Midnight sprints are mandatoryāhumans may join if they dare.
- Sunbeams, warm spots, and cozy corners are mine.
- Petting is on my schedule, not yours.