Cat's Rules

• Nap whenever and wherever you please.
• Human food is off-limits (unless approved by the cat).
• If I’m on your lap, you stay put until I decide otherwise.
• The bathroom door must always allow feline access.
• Boxes, bags, and small containers are prime real estate. Explore them all.
• Midnight sprints are mandatory—humans may join if they dare.
• Sunbeams, warm spots, and cozy corners are mine.
• Petting is on my schedule, not yours.